July 08, 2007

"The Scranton Steamer"

An obscure sexual practice that can be accomplished only in the closet of a grandmother. Your partner is bound from head to toe with her discarded girdles. You pour a can of Schlitz over your partner's face.

This post is in honor of a wonderrific poet on the occasion of her hallowed not-marriage.

It's a long story.

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